‘BLINDSIDE’ Writer/Director.

A brand new play…

In collaboration with *Little Mighty, Leeds; Arcus Studios, Gateshead; Ana Roman, London; Partner venues for R&D include; Live Theatre, Newcastle and The Lowry, Salford

Some of you may know that I wrote an article for the Culture Vulture website about my young son coming to me having watched some brutal porn and then the media went a ‘bit bananas’.  I was in The Independent, the Today Programme, invited to Westminster and onto Newsnight (to name but a few), where I discussed the issues surrounding the accessibility of extreme porn and the way we as ‘grown ups’ deal with this. Blindside was inspired by this experience and will examine a personal, national and global reaction to one boy’s admission to his mother.

I am working in collaboration with Newcastle-based Arcus Studios, a BAFTA award winning sound designer and composer – Ana Roman – at Parachute Pulse and 4 performers, to develop and produce Blindside for an Autumn Northern Tour. Leeds-based Little Mighty are producing.

*Dick Bonham from Little Mighty recently wrote this for the Guardian. It’s worth a look.

How One Arts Professional Went It Alone. And Won. 


Associate Director: Dick Bonham,

The City Varieties Youth Theatre Company is for young people aged 8-21 yrs and focuses on developing new performance skills from Variety and Musicals to Contemporary Theatre Practice. The Company is divided into four classes and participants take part in weekly workshops and come together to perform in two full scale musical productions a year at the Music Hall and other historic performance venues in Leeds.

This year…

After a superb year culminating in a two spectacularly brilliant productions (Little Shop Of Horrors and The Summer Snowball) our numbers here at the CVYT continue to grow and we now have an ever- lengthening waiting list.  We’ve given as many people places as possible by creating a brand new group on a Saturday afternoon. This group is is a mixture of brand new starters who successfully auditioned in July, some 8-10’s who grew up into 11 year olds and some of the original 11-15 yr old group. So a lovely mixture of old and new in the 11-15 age range.

We will be working on skills, the Autumn Variety Show, into Spring term with a adaptation of a Michael Morpurgo book for our 8-10′s and a Tim Crouch play for one of our 11-15′s groups, whilst the other 11-15′s group sharpen their skills for the Summer 2015 Musical alongside the 16+… A packed year coming up.


All 4 groups will now be working towards the 2013 CVYT Pick & Mix. Mainly because we like sweets and the poster can be lots of sweets like the old Woolworth’s pic n mix and it sounds a bit like variety and … sweets. The show will be a mixture (a pick and mixture…hoho) of scenes, sketches, dance and physical theatre, comedy, circus, songs and music. Some lighthearted, some serious, some inbetween. Some existing, some brand new. The Pick & Mix is intended to give every single member the opportunity to develop and showcase skills that they themselves want to work on. We will be working with a couple of guest artists alongside myself, Dick Bonham and Emma Stead, our new in-house choreographer who, until Spring this year was a member of the Youth Theatre. It’s all looking mighty fine.

You can see the resulting show at the Howard Assembly Rooms on December 9th and 10th 2013. Watch this space. 

Little Shop of Horrors and Summer Snowball

by The City Varieties Youth Theatre, City Varieties Music Hall, Leeds, 26th and 27th July.

Our two Summer shows went off a treat. The performers and audience were delighted with each other and everyone went off for the summer hols exhausted but happy. Hope & Social were our wonderful pit band and long may THAT relationship continue. I’ve just spent 2 weeks in Umbria singing Skid Row.

Little Shop Of Horrors snaps


Summer Snowball snaps




Although we are currently full, you can find out information about the City Varieties Youth Theatre here. 



A beautifully haunting ghost story for Christmas, this brand new show was created and written by the Company. Following a doomed love affair through a hundred years of history, from a turn-of-the-century Music Hall through a live 1940s radio show and beyond, it provided an evening of gentle chills and astounding adventures. Featuring stirring music, stunning puppetry, and a sinister ventriloquist’s dummy, the company stayed within the best traditions of Victorian fireside tales – with a uniquely contemporary twist.


Our most recent production, Return to the Forbidden Planet was a sell out success, bringing all 70 members together at the very beautiful City Varieties Music Hall Theatre in Swan Lane. The response from parents and public alike was overwhelming.

For further information please contact:, telephone 0113 2977043 or go to the City Varieties website. 

“All three of the Directors’ creativity, positivity and enthusiasm is infectious and this is evident in the way the group responded to them tonight.”

“I really just wanted to say a massive thank you to the whole team for the showcase tonight, we have been totally blown away by the level of professionalism and it surpassed all of our expectations for a first showcase from a brand new group.  It really feels like everyone is having an amazing, fun time and learning a craft without even realising it”

“We are so excited about the July performance and can’t wait to see what the future holds for this super talented  group!”


Bubble by the Carriageworks Theatre Academy, Carriageworks Main Theatre, Leeds, 27th July.

Bubble also went off fantastically well. I was proud as punch of what was, essentially, a bit of an experiment when it comes to Youth Theatre shows. As Anthony Haddon (AD, Theatre Co Blah Blah Blah) said to me after he’d read the script ‘your mind is a strange place’ or words to that effect, I wasn’t sure how the audience would receive this piece. But I needn’t have worried. People had lots if questions and an after show discussion was chaired beautifully by co-Director Rebecca Jenkins in my absence (I was over a tthe City Varieties breaking down the Little Shop set…)

BUBBLE snaps:



Yvette Huddleston from the Yorkshire Press wrote a fantastic and informative preview of Bubble here which sums up what it was all about. I hope it has a life after this performance – it deserves it.


“Why live in the real world when virtually everything is in the palm of your hand?”

A new show for and with the Carriageworks Theatre Academy in association with Theatre Company Blah Blah Blah.

Devised by the Academy, written by Lizi Patch and Directed by Lizi Patch and Rebecca Jenkins.


‘Bubble’ is a new play for 35 young actors which explores how our rapidly growing obsession with documenting and sharing our lives online affects our connection with the real world – and how those in power feed the obsession.

Bubble is at The Carriageworks, Leeds on July 27th 2013 at 2pm and 7.30pm

More information about the Theatre Academy HERE

Previous credits with the Academy…

Director: ‘Echoes’, January 2013

Written by Ruth Cooper with the younger Academy members for Leeds Holocaust Memorial Day

Director: LEEDS STORY in association with Leeds Museum. February 2013

Developed and written by Ruth Cooper with the older Academy members

Director/Writer: Spring 2011 Production: ‘Life Turns on A Penny’:

upstairs@thecarriageworks February 5th 2012 (matinee and evening)

Life Turns on A Penny

(The Carriageworks Theatre Academy 10-13 years. Life Turns on A Penny)

Life Turns on A Penny  looks at those moments, micro to global where everything changes in an instant.

The story follows our reluctant protagonist, Gary Rayner as he looks back over the first 45 years of his life – re-visiting key moments where he perhaps could have made a difference but chose not to. How his actions have made him the man he is today and how the pathways we all choose to take in our lives impact on those around us.

Starting with the quote ‘Last night I was a star, this morning I”m pumpkin soup’, ( the group shared ideas about the twists and turns of life, about the power each and everyone of us has to impact on others lives and how, at the end of the day, you can only ever do what feels right at the time.

The show was a resounding success and garnered some fine feedback.

“Thank you so much for last nights performance.

We were all amazed, entertained and provoked! 

It was wonderful to see all the cast having such fun and delivering a brilliant play”

DIRECTOR: Summer 2011 Production: ‘The Dripping Riots’:

“She always takes the dripping”“Theft is theft”

“It’s just what cooks do”

It is 1865 and Leeds servant, Eliza Stafford, is imprisoned for stealing 2 lbs of dripping from her employer, Mr Henry Chorley.  Working class people in the city  are outraged at the “Dripping Injustice” and we witness the good humoured protest descend into a full blown riot with tragic consequences.

Based on a true story, devised by The Carriageworks Theatre Academy, written by Ruth Cooper and directed by Lizi Patch.

DIRECTOR: FUSE YOUTH THEATRE (Ryedale and Tadcaster) 

The Fuse Theatre Project is aimed at young people with learning difficulties and disabilities working alongside young people from mainstream schools. I run weekly after school sessions supported by local 4Youth youth workers.  The project runs in 6 areas across the county in Ryedale, Tadcaster, Richmond, Harrogate, Northallerton and at the Stephen Joseph Theatre in Scarborough. I now run the Ryedale and Tadcaster groups, having started with the Northallerton and Richmond groups.

Fuse is a great opportunity for young people to meet, work together, form positive relationships and gain skills through participation in professional theatre making and performance.  We work towards a public performances in May and July each year.

“The Quest for the Five Fish of Findus”  by Tadcaster and Richmond FUSE YT.

Developed for the Reach Out Festival, Stephen Joseph Theatre, Scarborough March 2nd 2013

Devised and performed by the actors of Tadcaster and Richmond Fuse. Written and Directed by: Lizi Patch.Props and set made by: Simon Kirk with assistance from all sorts of arty people including the indispensable Pete Hodson

Drums designed by: Alex McCromaty who also taught us to play them and will be leading the drummers for the performance.
It is dark times in the Kingdom of Findus. Dark times indeed. The Evil villain – Tony the Trawler has poisoned the waters surrounding the Kingdom and as a result the Findusians are unable to make the fishfinger sandwiches so vital to their survival. 
The King and Queen of Findus summon their infamous and intrepid band of Findusian Explorers to circle the globe in the Magic Balloon of Memories and send them on a ridiculous quest to find the 5 Magic Fish of Findus which will – as is always the way in these far-fetched fairytales – somehow immediately transform the fortunes of the Findusian people. 
Follow our band of explorers as they meet an increasingly random set of characters, urged on by an eclectic soundtrack featuring the Richmond Fuse Mighty Drummers lead by the fearsome Alex Mc. 
Will they find the 5 Fish in time? Or return to have their heads chopped off? (Or will they run away? I would.)